Market On Open, Friday 8 August
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Seasonality Bros Are Cooked. So Far.
by Alex King, CEO, Cestrian Capital Research, Inc
Normally in August, the grownups head for the Hamptons having degrossed and hedged the book somewhat, leaving some unholy admixture of junior MDs, interns and algos to manage the shop. This has many benefits if you are a member of the Master Of The Universe cohort. Firstly, whilst technically speaking anything that goes wrong is your fault, you can at least in the first instance blame it on the junior MD, the intern or the algos. Meaning that before you yourself are fired at least you get to exact revenge on the guy who thinks he’s smarter than you, also on the wide-eyed naiif who thinks he’s investing to help people’s retirements, and on the algo that you know is going to go rogue one day and lock everyone out of the building. And secondly…. maybe just maybe you don’t get fired because you convince your boss, at least for now, that the drop in your book has at least enabled you to refresh the team. Finally, if you actually did it right, your short hedges are in the green and you can cash in those fat juicy puts to buy the Mag7 at the Q3 lows in order that you look a hero into year end. And it doesn’t matter about the junior, the intern or the algo because I’M A MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE AND THEY HAD BETTER BELIEVE IT. Phew! Made it through one more year. (You think this life is easy? It’s not easy).
Seasonality bros right now are hurting. At this point if you are following the standard Q3 playbook, it’s looking like - the horror! - you may have to summer in Montauk next year with all the proles. Ew. Those long puts are burrowing into your new yacht budget and as for your hedges, well, pretty sure they were the junior guy’s idea anyway.
All of this is just another way of saying - yes, we “should” have had a seasonal pullback by around now, but no we haven’t, so be prepared for the market to just keep grinding upwards. If you have hedges of any kind - short ETFs, puts, whatever - have a plan to deal with them if they just keep grinding lower. Remember there is no shame in eating crow now in order to eat like a king later. Quitting out your shorts, or over-hedging them long to take advantage of the bull that keeps running, is fine. You can always re-hedge later on at a higher level. In markets as in life, nobody likes trapped shorts. So … as I always say … trade the market in front of you, not the market in your head or the one on the seasonality chart.
Now where’s that champagne dammit?
Whilst we’re waiting for the bar guy to bring it over - lol he was a junior MD last year but he traded the market he thought was going to happen, so now he mainly mixes drinks in between putting charcoal on the grill - let’s get to work. Hurry up, jeez.
Don't Get Left Behind.
If you didn’t read it already, read this, now. And I mean now.
Alex King
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